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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Spotted on Telegram:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Going viral on X:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Just landed via Facebook:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Trending via Instagram:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Spotted on Discord:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

6 months ago

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Commentary:
Looks like someone took their rockstar aspirations a bit too literally! 🎸🤔 Remember folks, air guitar is all fun and games until it ends up in unexpected places – like your vacuum cleaner! 🪠 Time to rock and roll out that air guitar with some suction-powered tunes! 🎶 #VacuumGuitarProblems

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Making waves on Threads:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Just shared via Discord:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Trending via YouTube:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Live now on X:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Making waves on Discord:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Live now on Twitch:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Seen just now on Threads:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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