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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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Live now on Facebook:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Just landed via TikTok:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Making waves on Messenger:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Live now on Reddit:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Just landed via TikTok:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Just landed via Facebook:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?
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Looks like someone took their rockstar aspirations a bit too literally! 🎸🤔 Remember folks, air guitar is all fun and games until it ends up in unexpected places – like your vacuum cleaner! 🪠 Time to rock and roll out that air guitar with some suction-powered tunes! 🎶 #VacuumGuitarProblems

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

72 shares on X this month:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

61 shares on YouTube this month:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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I love unplanned fun.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Making waves on Messenger:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Trending via Twitch:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Making waves on X:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Going viral on YouTube:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Just shared via Slack:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Going viral on X:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Just shared via Reddit:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Trending via Slack:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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