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"Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"

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77 shares on Threads this month:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

55 shares on X this month:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Going viral on Slack:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Just shared via Reddit:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Just landed via Threads:

I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

Trending via Facebook:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Spotted on Reddit:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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