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  • English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?
  • Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”
  • Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.
  • I’ll never salute you, General Settings.
  • I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.
  • Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.