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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.