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Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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