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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?