Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them. I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids. Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”
