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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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