Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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"Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.