TULSA—Amateur horticulturists are racing to local nurseries for endangered plants, following an unusual gardening advice trend that some say might revolutionize more than just your backyard decor.
“I’ve always said endangered plants add a touch of rarity to any garden,” stated Gerald Plover, a local enthusiast, while also winking conspicuously. “But who knew they’d also become functional landscaping for, you know, keeping things buried in peace.”
The trend, which blossomed on social media under hashtag #SecretGarden, has sparked a revival in endangered plant nurseries nationwide. “We’re not just selling rare flowers,” remarked nursery owner Lily Fern. “We’re offering the peace of mind that comes only with a legally protected plot. Our customers love it—keeps human and squirrel intruders away!”