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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I am thick and tired.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Trending via Telegram:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Just shared via Slack:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Going viral on TikTok:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Shared recently on Discord:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Spotted on X:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Shared recently on Threads:

Is this art or trash?

Going viral on WeChat:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Freshly posted on X:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Making waves on Facebook:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Just landed via Twitch:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Shared recently on X:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Freshly posted on X:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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