Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBreaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.
