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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

No plans and no pants kind of day.

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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