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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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