Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.
  • My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.
  • I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.
  • Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.
  • When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.
  • People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.