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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.