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Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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