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- My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.
- If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
- My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.
- My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.
- Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.