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Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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