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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Commentary:
"Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bored, dialogue, food, humor, hungry, internal, internal dialogue, shut, shut up, stomach on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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