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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.