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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.