Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry" Related funny posts 😂 Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge. I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored. I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.