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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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Going viral on X:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Trending via Discord:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Trending via Discord:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Making waves on Reddit:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Just shared via Pinterest:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Making waves on Instagram:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

2 days ago

Witty quote about frustration and endless webpage refreshing, humorous and relatable vibe.

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Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of a modern human – the irresistible urge to refresh a page as if it holds the secret to all life's answers. 🔄💥 "Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page" – a battle as epic as any Greek myth, starring us mere mortals and our relentless pursuit of new content! 🤣🔁 #RefreshingStruggles

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Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

1 week ago

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

3 months ago

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

1 week ago

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

1 day ago

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

3 days ago

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

20 hours ago

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67 shares on Facebook this month:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

13 shares on Messenger this month:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Just shared via TikTok:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Just landed via Telegram:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Shared recently on Facebook:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Going viral on Telegram:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Spotted on Messenger:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Shared recently on Twitch:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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