Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Jan 7, 2026

3,238

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Instagram:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Going viral on Threads:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Trending via YouTube:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Trending via Twitch:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Just shared via Discord:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Just shared via Telegram:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Trending via Facebook:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

2 months ago

0

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of a modern human – the irresistible urge to refresh a page as if it holds the secret to all life's answers. 🔄💥 "Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page" – a battle as epic as any Greek myth, starring us mere mortals and our relentless pursuit of new content! 🤣🔁 #RefreshingStruggles

frustration, humor, i, internet, keep, page, persistence, rage, refreshing, still, waiting

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

0

2 months ago

bleak, bleak life, drink, experience, funny experience, humor, joy, laugh, laughter, life, mishap, never, nose, shoot
Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

0

3 weeks ago

AI, chatbot, design, every, funny observation, graphic, graphic design, humor, logo, observation, tech, tech humor, why
Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

0

2 months ago

area, media, smoking, social, Twitter
I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

0

2 months ago

attention, humor, i, irony, media, self-obsession, skipping, social, social media, story, times, watch
You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

0

2 months ago

girl, heart, humor, love, man, picture, relationship
People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

0

2 months ago

back, bad, fear, fruit, having, humor, me, much, people, please, scare, sugar, talk, too, wicked, witch

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

78 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

69 shares on Discord this month:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

93 shares on X this month:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,428

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Trending via Pinterest:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

Just landed via Facebook:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Live now on Threads:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Trending via Threads:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Spotted on Threads:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Making waves on YouTube:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴