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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Just landed via X:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Going viral on YouTube:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Just landed via Discord:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Broadcasted on X:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Breaking via Twitch:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Just landed via Twitch:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Spotted on Messenger:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Shared recently on Slack:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Just shared via Reddit:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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