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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Ah yes, the perfect combo for a productive day! β˜•οΈπŸ˜… Who needs boring old water when you can have a drink that gives you a kick, keeps you on edge, and has you rushing to the bathroom every hour? Coffee: fueling your addiction, anxiety, and bathroom breaks since forever! 😜

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, anxiety, beverage, caffeine, coffee, enjoy, humor, sarcasm, urinating on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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