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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It's a tough choice, but hey, at least you'll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged doctor, healthcare, humor, lollipop, patient, treat on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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