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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It's a tough choice, but hey, at least you'll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!"

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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