Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.
  • According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
  • King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.