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  • You are the Monday of my life.
  • One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.
  • Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”
  • Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).
  • Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.
  • Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.