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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.