Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us. Funny Quotes November 6, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppElections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer. I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do. Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)
