Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Commentary:
“Well, it’s a true struggle trying to stick to healthy eating when there’s a holiday or a day of the week involved. It’s like they have it out for our diets! Maybe we need a new calendar that only has days labeled as ‘Salad Day’ to keep us on track.”

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