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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.