Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday. Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre. When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter. I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
