Trendy Funny Quotes

  • She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.
  • I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.
  • I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.
  • Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.
  • Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
  • 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!