Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.