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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Sorry, canโ€™t make it, just remembered I donโ€™t want to.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, โ€œNo. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.โ€

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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When I die I want people to say โ€œHmm, I didnโ€™t know you could die like that.โ€

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Making waves on YouTube:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Spotted on Facebook:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Reported on YouTube:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Freshly posted on X:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.
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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesnโ€™t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If someone wants to spend time with you, theyโ€™ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Going viral on Telegram:

Thereโ€™s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Itโ€™s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people wouldโ€™ve died.

Making waves on Slack:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Going viral on Instagram:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where theyโ€™re coming from.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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