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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?