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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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