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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

4 days ago

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

6 days ago

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

2 weeks ago

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

5 days ago

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61 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

100 shares on Slack this month:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

74 shares on Threads this month:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

59 shares on Discord this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

87 shares on Slack this month:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Trending via Pinterest:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Spotted on X:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Just landed via Discord:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Going viral on Telegram:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Making waves on Facebook:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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