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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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