She's a 10, but she says 'Orwellian' when it's clearly 'Kafkaesque".

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Commentary:
"Looks like she got her literary jargon a bit mixed up! 📚😅 Someone needs to brush up on their dystopian terminology before dropping it into casual conversation. Can't be throwing around 'Orwellian' when you're clearly swimming in 'Kafkaesque' waters! 🐟📝"

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Commentary:
"He's not just a feast for the eyes, but also a concert for the ears! 🎧🎸 Looks like there's no 'mute' button on this handsome package! 😄🔊"

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Commentary:
"Must be playing hide and seek with my wallet! It enjoys keeping that $10,000 well hidden 🕵️‍♂️💸 Maybe it's on an adventure, exploring the realm of 'empty pockets'! 🚀😂 Don't worry, I'm sure it'll pop up when you least expect it! 😉"