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Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Love is in the air fryer.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Making waves on Twitch:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Breaking via Telegram:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Trending via Reddit:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Shared recently on Threads:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

98 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,349

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Spotted on Facebook:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Going viral on TikTok:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Trending via WeChat:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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