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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.