43 Funny accident quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos on the roads if we all had 'sorry' horns for our little oopsie moments 🚗🙊 Honk honk, my bad! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

  Commentary:
  "Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your car is just really craving a cheeseburger and fries! 🍔🍟 Maybe it's time to upgrade its GPS system to "Avoid Tempting Food Stops" mode! 😂🚗 #BurgerLoverCar

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's having a 'screwdriver' kind of morning! 🍊🍸 Better double-check those bottles next time or you might end up with a 'citrus cocktail' for breakfast! 😉🍹

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"

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