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  View →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
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  View →: Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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