Funny Adult Quotes That Perfectly Capture the Struggles of Grown-Ups! 😂🍷

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

3 months ago2 months ago

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

3 months ago2 months ago

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

3 months ago2 months ago

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

3 months ago2 months ago

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

3 months ago2 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

3 months ago2 months ago

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

3 months ago2 months ago

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

3 months ago2 months ago

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

3 months ago2 months ago

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

3 months ago2 months ago

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

3 months ago2 months ago

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

4 months ago2 months ago

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

4 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

4 months ago2 months ago

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

4 months ago2 months ago

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

4 months ago2 months ago

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

5 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

5 months ago2 months ago

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

5 months ago2 months ago

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

May 9, 20242 months ago

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Oct 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Oct 7, 2023Oct 22, 2023

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023