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63 Funny adult quotes

Funny adult quotes are a humorous way to tackle the ups and downs of grown-up life! 😄🍷 From bills and responsibilities to the joy of doing absolutely nothing, these quotes highlight the comedic side of being an adult. Sit back, relax, and laugh at the quirks of adulthood! 😂🧑‍💼

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

2 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

3 weeks ago

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

3 weeks ago

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

1 month ago

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

1 month ago

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

1 month ago

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

1 month ago

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

1 month ago

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

1 month ago

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

1 month ago

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

1 month ago

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

2 months ago

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

2 months ago

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

2 months ago

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

3 months ago

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

3 months ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

3 months ago

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

3 months ago

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

3 months ago

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

3 months ago