154 Funny adult quotes

• As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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  7 days ago

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• The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

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  7 days ago

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• Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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  1 week ago

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• There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  1 week ago

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• Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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  1 week ago

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• You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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  1 week ago

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• No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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  1 week ago

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• A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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  1 week ago

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