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Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Broadcasted on X:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Shared recently on Slack:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Trending via Twitch:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Live now on Pinterest:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Just shared via X:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Breaking via WeChat:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Breaking via YouTube:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Spotted on Instagram:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Going viral on Pinterest:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Seen just now on Discord:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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