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Looks like we're all winging it like professional penguins on ice! 🐧❄️😅
156 Funny adult quotes
I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.
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I'm adulting on a whole new planet! 🚀👩🚀🎈
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone as an adult really is just nature's way of reminding us we never outgrew the awkward teenage phase 🤦♀️❤️
You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.
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When rearranging the grocery store becomes a personal attack. I'm not ready for this level of adulting! 🛒😤
No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.
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Running late to a meeting I never RSVP'd to, but here we are! 🤷♂️🚀⏰
A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.
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Never knew adulthood meant earning a PhD in kitchenology! 🧼🍽️🔄
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂
Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?
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Maybe all the Codys have formed a secret society of adults who still know the best hide-and-seek spots 🕵️♂️🙌😂
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
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Ah, the 20s: where commitment issues meet blind optimism in the strangest of romances! 😂🤦♂️💔