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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Freshly posted on X:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Live now on Telegram:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Trending via Twitch:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Making waves on Threads:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Just landed via YouTube:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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Share →: So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it's adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we're in need of an intervention? Where's the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Trending via Twitch:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Just shared via Instagram:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Making waves on WeChat:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Going viral on Threads:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Seen just now on Telegram:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Shared recently on X:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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