21 Funny adults quotes — Wordgag ツ

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

2 weeks ago

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

2 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

2 weeks ago

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

2 weeks ago

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

2 weeks ago

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

2 weeks ago

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

2 weeks ago

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

3 weeks ago

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

3 weeks ago

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

3 weeks ago

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

3 weeks ago

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

3 weeks ago

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

3 weeks ago

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

3 weeks ago

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

3 weeks ago

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

3 weeks ago

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

3 months ago3 months ago

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

4 months ago4 months ago

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

4 months ago4 months ago

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

4 months ago4 months ago