Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.