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21 Funny adults quotes

Funny adults quotes bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of grown-up life 😂🎉 From juggling responsibilities to embracing the chaos, these witty lines remind us that adulthood doesn’t have to be all serious business 🤪💼 Get ready to laugh, relate, and share the fun side of being a full-fledged grown-up! 🎈✨

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Posted on2 weeks ago

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Posted on2 weeks ago

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Posted on2 weeks ago

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Posted on2 weeks ago

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Posted on3 weeks ago

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Posted on3 weeks ago

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Posted on3 weeks ago

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Posted on3 weeks ago

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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