21 Funny adults quotes

• I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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• Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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• Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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• We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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• An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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• The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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• Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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• There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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• The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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• Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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