16 Funny adults quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos if all the adults suddenly ditched their responsibilities for a spring break 🌸🍹 Who needs paperwork when you can have beach vibes and sunshine, right? 😂 #adultingishard"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal battle between our inner bear wanting to hibernate and society's expectations of adulting 🐻💤 Who needs responsibilities when you can just curl up and nap, amirite? 😂 #AdultingIsHard"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dilemma of choosing between innocent chatter or the unpredictable chaos! It's like deciding between sticky lollipops and sour lemons 🍭🍋 – pick your poison wisely, folks! Let's hope we can all agree that both topics are best left unsweetened 😜!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

  Commentary:
  "Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die 🤡👫 #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

  Commentary:
  "Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

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