17 Funny agree quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

  Commentary:
  "Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

  Commentary:
  When you attempt to downplay your achievement with a humble shrug, but they are on board with the lack of a big deal vibe 🤷‍♂️👏 Just call it a casual flex and carry on!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like this guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to agreeing with his wife! 🙈🤣 It must be tough keeping score when you're running out of fingers to count on! 🤷‍♂️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'let's agree to disagree' – the diplomatic way of saying 'let's just nod and move on' 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️. A surefire strategy for avoiding those never-ending debates that make you question your life choices 🤣. Just remember, when in doubt, agree to disagree and grab some popcorn for the show! 🍿👏"

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