Funny Alexa quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Alexa, mute my children.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, Alexa doesn't offer a 'hush mode' for youngsters…yet! 🤫🔇 Looks like parents will have to resort to good old-fashioned hand gestures and 'the look' for now! 😉🙊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

  Commentary:
  Alexa calling in the big guns for some arachnid warfare! 🕷️💥 Roomba, the spider-slaying hero we never knew we needed. Will this be the battle of the century or just another day in the life of smart home alliances? Tune in next time for the epic showdown! 🤖🕷️ #AlexaVsRoomba #SpiderSquad

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Alexa, turn off the planet.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just find the off switch for Earth 🌍… Oops, I accidentally turned off the sun instead! Looks like we're in for an extended night 🌙. Hope you packed your pajamas and a flashlight! 😅 #AlexaFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Alexa has reached her boiling point with the never-ending questions! 🔥🛁🍞 Who knew a toaster could double up as a 'shocking' bath companion? 😆 Looks like someone needs to give that curious nephew a break… or a waterproof advisory! 🤦‍♂️💡

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