Funny Alexa quotes

• For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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  2 months ago

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• Alexa, mute my children.

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  2 months ago

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• Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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  2 months ago

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• Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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  2 months ago

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• Alexa, turn off the planet.

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  2 months ago

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• My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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  2 months ago

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• Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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  4 months ago

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• Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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  5 months ago

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