Funny Alexa quotes

Alexa, mute my children.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Alexa doesn't offer a 'hush mode' for youngsters…yet! 🤫🔇 Looks like parents will have to resort to good old-fashioned hand gestures and 'the look' for now! 😉🙊"

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Commentary:
Alexa calling in the big guns for some arachnid warfare! 🕷️💥 Roomba, the spider-slaying hero we never knew we needed. Will this be the battle of the century or just another day in the life of smart home alliances? Tune in next time for the epic showdown! 🤖🕷️ #AlexaVsRoomba #SpiderSquad

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Commentary:
"Sure, let me just find the off switch for Earth 🌍… Oops, I accidentally turned off the sun instead! Looks like we're in for an extended night 🌙. Hope you packed your pajamas and a flashlight! 😅 #AlexaFail"

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