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Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Seen just now on Reddit:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Trending via Snapchat:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Live now on Slack:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Just shared via X:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Trending via Reddit:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Going viral on Snapchat:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Spotted on Telegram:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Going viral on Instagram:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Funny Alexa quotes bring a burst of laughter to your day 🤣📢 Whether she’s sassy, surprising, or just plain silly, Alexa’s witty comebacks never fail to brighten the mood 🌟💬 Ready to discover the quirkiest responses from your favorite virtual assistant? Get ready to LOL as we dive into the hilarious world of Alexa’s funniest moments! 😂🤖

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5 months ago
Share →: Alexa, mute my children.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Alexa doesn't offer a 'hush mode' for youngsters…yet! 🤫🔇 Looks like parents will have to resort to good old-fashioned hand gestures and 'the look' for now! 😉🙊"
6 months ago
Share →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"
6 months ago
Share →: Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Commentary:
Alexa calling in the big guns for some arachnid warfare! 🕷️💥 Roomba, the spider-slaying hero we never knew we needed. Will this be the battle of the century or just another day in the life of smart home alliances? Tune in next time for the epic showdown! 🤖🕷️ #AlexaVsRoomba #SpiderSquad
6 months ago
Share →: Alexa, turn off the planet.

Commentary:
"Sure, let me just find the off switch for Earth 🌍… Oops, I accidentally turned off the sun instead! Looks like we're in for an extended night 🌙. Hope you packed your pajamas and a flashlight! 😅 #AlexaFail"
6 months ago
Share →: My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Commentary:
Looks like Alexa has reached her boiling point with the never-ending questions! 🔥🛁🍞 Who knew a toaster could double up as a 'shocking' bath companion? 😆 Looks like someone needs to give that curious nephew a break… or a waterproof advisory! 🤦‍♂️💡

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Spotted on YouTube:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Shared recently on Slack:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Trending via X:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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