Funny alphabet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like V had other plans than teaching the ABCs! 🤣🔥 Who needs the alphabet when you have revolutionary ideas and a cool mask, right? #EducationalFail #VforVendettaButNotforAlphabet

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

  Commentary:
  "Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half – because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? 🤣✂️ #LessAlphabetMoreFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

  Commentary:
  "D was definitely the sassy one in the alphabet gang, throwing shade with that 'lmao ok' 😂 Just imagine the letters' reactions when they found out – A was probably like 'I guess I'm the beginning', while B was all 'Why am I stuck with this odd A?' 😅 #AlphabetDrama"

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