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Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Reported on Twitch:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Making waves on Twitch:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Trending via Slack:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Trending via Twitch:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Just shared via Slack:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Just landed via TikTok:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Funny alphabet quotes

Funny alphabet quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day! 🎉 Whether you’re a word nerd 📚 or just love clever twists on letters 🔤, these witty gems will have you giggling in no time 😂. Get ready to see the ABCs like never before – silly, smart, and seriously entertaining! 😜✨

New funny alphabet quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Commentary:
Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
$Funny alphabet quotes - I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.$

6 days ago
Share →: I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Commentary:
When letters crashed the number party, math officially became alphabet soup! 🤓🍜
6 months ago
Share →: Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Commentary:
Looks like V had other plans than teaching the ABCs! 🤣🔥 Who needs the alphabet when you have revolutionary ideas and a cool mask, right? #EducationalFail #VforVendettaButNotforAlphabet
6 months ago
Share →: Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Commentary:
"Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half – because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? 🤣✂️ #LessAlphabetMoreFun"
6 months ago
Share →: D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Commentary:
"D was definitely the sassy one in the alphabet gang, throwing shade with that 'lmao ok' 😂 Just imagine the letters' reactions when they found out – A was probably like 'I guess I'm the beginning', while B was all 'Why am I stuck with this odd A?' 😅 #AlphabetDrama"

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Spotted on Discord:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Reported on YouTube:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Spotted on Threads:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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