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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Just landed via YouTube:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Just landed via X:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Breaking via Twitch:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Just landed via Reddit:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Spotted on YouTube:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Spotted on Telegram:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Just shared via TikTok:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Making waves on WeChat:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Live now on Twitch:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Freshly posted on Threads:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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