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"Taking responsibility like a boss when the blame game is a solo act! ππ
#OwnItOrBlameItOnTheInvisibleFriend"
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- The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
- Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.
- The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.
- Itβs always βyouβre so cute when youβre mad,β until the house is on fire.
- Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
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"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty βοΈπ Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals" -
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"Robert De Niro's facial expressions are so potent, they could clear a room faster than a nasty fart! π¨π #StinkFaceMaster" -
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"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen π! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? ππ° #EntrepreneurialGoals" -
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"Remember folks, kindness is key because you never know when you might get that coveted hot tub invite! ππ So keep spreading those good vibes and who knows, you might just end up soaking in luxury! #KindnessPaysOff #HotTubGoals" -
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"Meteorologists be like: 'Let's chat about the clouds when all we really wanna hear about is some killer asteroids! π¦οΈβοΈ' Come on, weather folks, give us the celestial drama we signed up for!" -
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Ah, a true social media maestro! π€£π Waiting for the digital applause like a digital rockstar π Keep the followers entertained and the notifications popping! π±π₯ #SocialMediaSavvy -
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"Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli ππΈ #TaxTimeBlues" -
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When your therapist knows the cost of their advice is just as eye-watering as the epiphanies themselves πΈπ‘ #TherapyIsExpensiveButSoIsYourSanity -
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"Ah, yes, the ultimate tease from our subconscious – giving us the tantalizing buildup in a sex dream, only to rudely awaken us right before the main event! π Itβs like a non-consensual cliffhanger from the dream world – talk about a plot twist! π Sweet dreams or blue-balled nightmares? You decide! πβ¨"
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- That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
- Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.
- Itβs curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.
- Adulting in 3 words: itβs always something.
- Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.
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