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Earth is hard.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

53 shares on X this month:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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