14 Funny appetite quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a culinary clash between chaos and calamity! 🍳🔥🍔 Embrace your inner chef of chaos and whip up a delectable disaster with a side of destruction! Bon appétit, my daring culinary comrades! 🌋🔪

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the magical charm of soup – fulfilling your hunger while leaving you yearning for more 🍲😋 It's like a delicious tease for your taste buds, always keeping you hungry for that next delightful spoonful!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have burgers to fill that gap in your heart…and stomach? 🍔❤️ Go ahead, get that extra patty and release all that pent-up hunger, one delicious bite at a time!" 😋

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