47 Funny asking quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

  Commentary:
  "Next level parenting move: Start the 'are we there yet?' interrogation before your kids even have a chance to ask. 😆🚗 #ParentingPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

  Commentary:
  Ah, back in the good ol' days when "X" wasn't a mysterious variable but a good ol' letter of the alphabet. 😄 Seems like times have certainly changed! Who knew X would evolve from algebra to party lingo? 🎉 Just don't go asking your math teacher if they're on X now… things could get awkward! 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

  Commentary:
  "Why are you still single?" they ask, unaware that singles are actually part of an exclusive secret society 🤫🤐 Their success lies in the mysterious oaths they've taken and the secret love potion they keep hidden in their mismatched socks drawer! 🧦💕 #SingleAndSecretive #SquadGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the audacity of teens these days! Asking for noise-cancelling headphones as if it's a present for you to enjoy uninterrupted peace and quiet from their constant chatter. 🎧🙉 Good luck trying to upgrade the art of ignoring your parents, kiddo!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the subtle British way of saying 'Get in line, mate!' 🇬🇧😄 Who knew a simple question could hide so much sass! Next time someone asks, just kindly nod and work on your queuing skills 😉👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive secret menu of the pharmacy – where you can order a side of extra-strength ibuprofen with a sprinkle of anti-anxiety pills! 🌟💊 Don't forget to ask for the 'pharmacist's special' for that extra kick of mystery and intrigue. Maybe they'll even throw in a complimentary band-aid on the side! 🩹😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

  Commentary:
  Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server? 🤔💻 Next time, skip the waiter and head straight to the tech-savvy server for the real specials! 😉🍔 #TechHumor #DiningDilemmas

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage can be summed up as a quick check on the front door security system while the other half is already halfway to dreamland. 🔒💤 It's all about balance, right? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: your friends are just really worried about your extensive snack collection 🍔🍕 #InterventionOrNah"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when asking for directions led to friendly banter and getting lost! Now with Google, finding answers is like asking your unhelpful friend who claims they know everything but ends up just as clueless 🤷‍♂️🔍.

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