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🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
97 Funny asking quotes
“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”
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Looks like some people were left on "read" by Santa last year 😂🎅🎄
Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.
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Do you think the rent will drop as fast as my online shopping cart items? 🏠💸😂
He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.
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Untangling those lights will be his festive initiation, hope he's got a patience level set to 'zen master' 😂🕯️🎄🔍
What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.
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When you find the answer, direct me to the secret pasta society meeting. 🍝🙈
Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?
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Remembering those days when teachers doubled as restroom gatekeepers 🤔🚪 Who knew bladder control was part of the curriculum? 😂🚽📚
Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Classic trickle-up economics in action! 💸🤔 The new philanthropic model: Robin Hood without the hood! 🎩💰
“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.
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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥
Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.
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Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬
Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶