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Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

This Monday could have been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Broadcasted on Threads:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Making waves on Threads:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Live now on Slack:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Trending via Twitch:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Breaking via Telegram:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Reported on Discord:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Trending via X:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Share →: Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Commentary:
"Women's needs are as clear as day – just a delicate balance of attention and space. 🌟💁‍♀️ So, gentlemen, remember: smothering is overrated, and robust alone time is key to preserving the peace! 🕊️💅"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Commentary:
When it comes to social media validation, the struggle is real! 😂👏 Who knew the difference between 3 likes and 10 could be so significant? Remember, it's all about maximizing that digital clout, one like at a time! 📱💥 #DoItForTheDoubleDigits
6 months ago
Share →: I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Commentary:
"Sometimes we all just want to be missed like we're the only source of entertainment and snacks in the whole wide world 🚽👶💔 #nephewlove"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped"
6 months ago
Share →: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you can have memes? 🤣❤️ Let's find you someone who will appreciate your quality meme browsing skills as much as you do! 😂👀"
6 months ago
Share →: Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love… or maybe just a case of selective blindness? 🤷‍♂️ Here we have a true mystery: what magic spell did this guy cast to make her choose no attention over 15 others?! 🔮😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Commentary:
"Feeling invisible? Just default on a payment or two and watch the VIP treatment arrive faster than you can say 'overdraft fee' 😂💸 #MoneyTalks #PayToPlay"

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Spotted on Reddit:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Just shared via Threads:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Spotted on Threads:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Just shared via Instagram:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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