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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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Funny bad time quotes

Funny bad time quotes are the perfect way to laugh through life’s oops moments and epic fails 😂⏰ When things go sideways, why not embrace the chaos with a smile? These witty lines turn mishaps into memorable moments, reminding us that sometimes the best medicine is a good chuckle 🤪💥 So get ready to giggle, relate, and share some lighthearted vibes that make bad times a little less bad!

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Share →: A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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When she's right even when the universe is against you! 🤦‍♂️❤️🔮
3 months ago
Share →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Commentary:
"Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"
6 months ago
Share →: Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Commentary:
"Life isn't just a rollercoaster, it's a whole playground of emotions! 🎢 When things get tough, make them do the limbo – just let the bad times crawl on by. And as for the acceptable times? Well, let them have their own little hopscotch tournament! 🕺#EmotionalHopscotch"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Commentary:
Oh, when she busts out the "so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean" card, you better start preparing yourself for a bumpy ride! 🙈 It's like entering the no man's land of miscommunication and awkwardness. Proceed with caution, my friend! 😅

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Breaking via Facebook:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Reported on WhatsApp:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Trending via Facebook:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Reported on Reddit:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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