Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of controlled indulgence – like eating the whole cake, but with just one bite at a time! 🍰🍽️ Moderation: making sure you have just the right amount of too much. 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dance of financial responsibility versus YOLO mentality! 💸🎉 It's like trying to balance your piggy bank on one foot while doing the Cha-Cha slide. 💃💰 Just remember, you can't spell "YOLO" without "LOL" – so embrace the budgeting rollercoaster with a side of laughter! 😄🎢 #BrokeButFabulous
6 months ago
Share →: I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mythical sitcom job where you work for 5 minutes a day and somehow afford a sprawling NYC apartment 🏙️. If only life imitated TV more often! 📺💸 #LivingTheDream"
6 months ago
Share →: The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Christmas party when you can have a solo dance party in your pajamas at home? 🎄💃 Can't argue with the perks of being self-employed! 😉 #PartyOfOne"
6 months ago
Share →: Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Commentary:
"Why work from home when work itself is a concept as elusive as a unicorn in the office? 🦄💼 Maybe home is where the snacks are just a few steps away and the dress code is strictly pajamas! 😂 #WorkFromWherever"
6 months ago
Share →: In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality
6 months ago
Share →: The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Who needs work-life balance when you can just inherit a fortune? 🤑💼 Don't worry about burnout, just pass down that sweet generational wealth instead! 😅 #EasyFix"
6 months ago
Share →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"
6 months ago
Share →: On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dilemma of our modern times: to be trapped in a vortex of cat videos and endless scrolling OR to brave the treacherous lands of 'No WiFi' zones. 🤔💻📵 It's a battle between #TeamNetflix and #TeamDisconnect… may the strongest signal prevail!"
6 months ago
Share →: The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"