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Funny beauty quotes are the perfect way to add a little humor to your glow-up routine! 💄😂 These witty one-liners will remind you that looking good doesn’t have to be so serious. Get ready to laugh while you shine! ✨😊

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Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

26 minutes ago

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

59 minutes ago

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

3 hours ago

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

5 hours ago

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

7 hours ago

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

8 hours ago

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

14 hours ago

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

1 day ago

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Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

5 days ago

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

1 week ago

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50 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

51 shares on YouTube this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

42 shares on Threads this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Live now on Instagram:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Breaking via Facebook:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Live now on Telegram:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Just landed via Facebook:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Breaking via Twitch:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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