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Funny beauty quotes are the perfect way to add a little humor to your glow-up routine! 💄😂 These witty one-liners will remind you that looking good doesn’t have to be so serious. Get ready to laugh while you shine! ✨😊

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Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

5 days ago

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

5 days ago

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God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

5 days ago

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I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

5 days ago

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It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

5 days ago

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

5 days ago

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I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

6 days ago

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If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

6 days ago

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You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

6 days ago

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

6 days ago

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10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

67 shares on Slack this month:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

37 shares on Discord this month:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Trending via TikTok:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Making waves on Messenger:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Making waves on Twitch:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Going viral on Telegram:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Live now on Facebook:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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