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44 Funny beauty quotes

Funny beauty quotes are the perfect way to add a little humor to your glow-up routine! 💄😂 These witty one-liners will remind you that looking good doesn’t have to be so serious. Get ready to laugh while you shine! ✨😊

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

4 days ago

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

1 month ago

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

1 month ago

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

1 month ago

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

1 month ago

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

1 month ago

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

3 months ago

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

3 months ago

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

3 months ago

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

3 months ago

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

3 months ago

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

3 months ago

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

3 months ago

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

3 months ago

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

3 months ago

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

3 months ago

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

3 months ago

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

3 months ago

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

3 months ago

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

3 months ago