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54 Funny beauty quotes

Funny beauty quotes are the perfect way to add a little humor to your glow-up routine! 💄😂 These witty one-liners will remind you that looking good doesn’t have to be so serious. Get ready to laugh while you shine! ✨😊

1 week ago
View →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.
2 weeks ago
View →: Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.
3 weeks ago
View →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
3 weeks ago
View →: Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.
4 weeks ago
View →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.
4 weeks ago
View →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.
1 month ago
View →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.
1 month ago
View →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.
1 month ago
View →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.
1 month ago
View →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
2 months ago
View →: I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
3 months ago
View →: A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.
3 months ago
View →: I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
3 months ago
View →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
3 months ago
View →: Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
3 months ago
View →: Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
4 months ago
View →: No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.
4 months ago
View →: I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.
4 months ago
View →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?
4 months ago
View →: You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.
4 months ago
View →: I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.
4 months ago
View →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
4 months ago
View →: If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?
4 months ago
View →: You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.
4 months ago
View →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?
4 months ago
View →: Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.
4 months ago
View →: Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?
4 months ago
View →: Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.
4 months ago
View →: 80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.
4 months ago
View →: You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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