57 Funny beauty quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

  Commentary:
  "Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

  Commentary:
  "When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

  Commentary:
  "Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

  Commentary:
  "When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩‍🎨💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

  Commentary:
  🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway"

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