57 Funny beauty quotes

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.
I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.
My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.
I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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2 months ago
Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Commentary:
Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂
2 months ago
Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Commentary:
“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”
2 months ago
Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
2 months ago
Share →: I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Commentary:
"Imagine trying to pronounce a fish's name and ending up sounding like a gurgling aquarium filter 🐠🗣️. I bet they have the fanciest underwater monikers like Glubbertonix or Finnevere! 🌊😂"
3 months ago
Share →: A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Commentary:
"Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁‍♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Commentary:
"Life goals: eat like a caterpillar, nap like a pro, and emerge from that cocoon looking fly as heck! 🐛💤🦋 #ButterflyTransformationInProgress"
3 months ago
Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"
3 months ago
Share →: Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Commentary:
"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"
3 months ago
Share →: Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"
5 months ago
Share →: No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Commentary:
"Trying to capture the beauty of a heart-melting landscape on camera is like trying to hold a handful of sand – it just slips away! 📸💔 #NatureAlwaysWins"