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3 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Commentary:
"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Commentary:
"I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!"
3 months ago
Share →: Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine of the modern multitasker – a quick check of all social media platforms, with just a dash of binge-watching thrown in for good measure. Who needs sleep when you can catch up on the latest posts and episodes, right? Just remember, Netflix has a way of turning "one more episode" into a full-on nocturnal adventure! Sweet dreams and happy scrolling!
3 months ago
Share →: I like my bed more than I like most people.

Commentary:
"Who can blame you? Your bed never interrupts your sleep to borrow money or ask for a favor! It's always there for you, providing comfort and support without any drama. That's true love right there!"
3 months ago
Share →: Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Commentary:
"Getting out of bed ready to face the world, only to be greeted by… people. 🙄 It's like a plot twist in the worst movie ever! 😂 Who let them ruin our day like this? #IntrovertProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Commentary:
"Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I'm the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime betrayal! It's like your body is playing a prank on you, saying 'Gotcha!' just when you thought you were finally going to get some rest. Maybe it's just practicing for its stand-up comedy routine – 'Sleep? Who needs it!' "
4 months ago
Share →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Commentary:
"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"