439 Funny being quotes

• People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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  being, frustration, hate, humor, income, job, money, people, poor, poverty, still, work, working

• The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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  after, being, best, communication, debrief, event, having, marriage, married, person, relationship, social, social event, spouse

• I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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  absolutely, anti-social, being, doing, doing nothing, home, humor, i, laziness, love, never, nothing, procrastination, relaxation, society

• The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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  actually, being, concept, contradiction, discomfort, disgusting, feeling, good, hair, hot, hot water, hygiene, irony, shower, showers, skin, water

• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  age, am, being, call, car, car warranty, check, check-up, day, every, humor, i, India, little, me, older, older age, phone, phone call, scam, scam call, someone, telemarketing, warranty

• The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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  being, cheating, dating, days, humor, infidelity, know, problem, relationship, relationships, trust

• Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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  AI, anti-AI, apocalypse, being, comparison, feels, human, humans, humor, right, zombie, zombie apocalypse

• There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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  beautiful, being, celibacy, dating, due, existence, forced, frustration, horny, humor, lack, life, living, man, me, men, modern, modern life, woman, women, world, worthy, worthy man

• Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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  anxiety, being, delay, even, humor, means, perfectionist, procrastinator, productivity, started, stress, work

• Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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  being, dating, drunk, flirt, little, nightlife, only, relationship, single, sucks, want

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