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Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡đ has viewed:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŧðŸ‡Ļ has copied:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ŧ has shared:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŋ has copied:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡đ has copied:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡ē has viewed:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇎 has viewed:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has copied:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇰 has viewed:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ī has shared:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Seen just now on X:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Going viral on YouTube:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Going viral on TikTok:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ļ has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ŧ has viewed:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ī has bookmarked:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ŧ has copied:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ļ has shared:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ē has viewed:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇊 has bookmarked:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ū has copied:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has viewed:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Spotted on Reddit:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Spotted on Threads:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Just landed via Messenger:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Just shared via WeChat:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Seen just now on X:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Just shared via Instagram:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Reported on Telegram:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Live now on WeChat:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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