259 Funny being quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

  Commentary:
  "That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! 🌞🎮🤖 #GameBoyGoals"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

  Commentary:
  🎉😂 "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! 🎂🚓"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

  Commentary:
  "When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️‍♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart skips a beat because your toaster has a bagel button! 🥯✨ #AdultLifeGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"

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