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Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
474 Funny being quotes
Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?
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When you find out the adulting class was just a cruel prank 😉📝 #SkipAdulting #PermanentRecess
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
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Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.
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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.
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Waiting room talent show: "And the next act is… not me! Boo! 🎤👎🤣"
The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.
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Adulting is the ultimate showbiz gig—no sick days, just sparkles and tissues! 🎭😅🧻
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.
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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.
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Who knew student loans were just a fancy cover for professional procrastination? 🎓💸😆
It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!
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Being America's sweetheart is a tough gig, but with extra snacks and Wi-Fi, I think I can manage! 🍿🇺🇸✨