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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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515 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,108

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17,263

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15,108

Updated

Dec 25, 2025

Users Online

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Going viral on Telegram:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Going viral on Discord:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Going bananas on X:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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67 shares on WeChat this month:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

79 shares on Slack this month:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

68 shares on Threads this month:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Windmill? Big fan.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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515 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,108

Funny Quotes Topics

17,263

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

Users Online

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Just shared via Slack:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Spotted on Facebook:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Just shared via TikTok:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Just landed via Facebook:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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