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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Trending via Messenger:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Just shared via Slack:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Trending via Facebook:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Trending via TikTok:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Making waves on Threads:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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30 shares on TikTok this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

16 shares on Slack this month:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

20 shares on Slack this month:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

86 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Just shared via Pinterest:

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

Just shared via X:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Trending via YouTube:

America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

Spotted on X:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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