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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Reported on Pinterest:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Breaking via Instagram:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Spotted on Pinterest:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Just landed via X:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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4 months ago
Share →: Later is the best time to do anything.

Commentary:
"Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation"
5 months ago
Share →: I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Commentary:
"When is the best time to visit the Maldives? When your wallet is feeling hefty and your bank account is singing 'hallelujah! 💸☀️🏝️' It's all about that perfect timing in more ways than one! #TravelGoals"

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Just shared via Threads:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Breaking via Discord:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Going viral on Discord:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Seen just now on Facebook:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Making waves on Reddit:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Breaking via WeChat:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Live now on Messenger:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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