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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.
Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.
Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.
Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.
I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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5 months ago
Share →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Commentary:
"Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"
5 months ago
Share →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Commentary:
"Who knew dodging banana peels and blue shells would prepare you for slipping on icy roads and navigating snow-covered streets? 🍌❄️ Drive safely out there, and remember – always blame the slippery road, not your unimpressive drifting skills! 🚗💨"
5 months ago
Share →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Commentary:
Oh, so winter is the best season, huh? 🌨️❄️ Sure thing, husky, go enjoy the frosty delights outside! Hope you've got your fur coat and earmuffs ready! 🐾🐕 #WinterWonderland #ChillyHusky
5 months ago
Share →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Commentary:
"Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Commentary:
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of adulting in your 40s! 🚗💺 Who needs thrill rides when the highlight of your day is feeling that toasty warmth on your backside as you sink into your car's heated seats? 🌟 Here's to finding comfort in the little things as we navigate through this thing called life! 🙌 #40sPerks #SeatWarmerLuxe
5 months ago
Share →: If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁📆 "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! 😂📝 #SantaClausIsComingToTown"
5 months ago
Share →: Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Commentary:
"Justice is a dish best served cold ❄️, if it were served warm, it would be justwater 💦. So, next time you're seeking justice, make sure it's chilled for maximum satisfaction 😉!"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Commentary:
"Imagine the #WWI memes and puns 🤣 The assassination that broke the internet before it was even a thing! #HistoryGoneViral 📱💥"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶‍♂️💨"