Commentary:
🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️"
158 Funny best quotes
Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.
Commentary:
"Want to master humility? Just follow my lead—I'm the best at being humble! 😎🙌 #HumbleBrag"
Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.
Commentary:
"Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.
Commentary:
"From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"
An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.
Commentary:
"An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨"
The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.
Commentary:
"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"
Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.
Commentary:
"Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦♂️"
Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.
Commentary:
"Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩🎨💸"
Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.
Commentary:
"When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡