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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Later is the best time to do anything.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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