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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
161 Funny best quotes
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.
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Adulting is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—super confusing but somehow you just go with it! 😉🛌🎢
People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.
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When life gives you lemons, act like you don’t know what they are and watch everyone underestimate your lemonade-making skills 🍋🤔😏
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.
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Sounds like Twitter's the ultimate triple threat—swipe left if you're funny, swipe right if you're just here for the memes 😂📱💔
The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.
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Nothing screams "A+ material" like the subtle suggestion that you know more than your reader 🙄✏️📚
America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.
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Looks like we graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with a degree in Deja Vu! 🎓🔄🤦♂️
The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.
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Always a comfort to know we're all in this together, lowering the bar one click at a time 😂🤦♂️🌐