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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Posted onMar 29, 2026

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Later is the best time to do anything.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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