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"Ah, the eternal struggle between our lazy bodies and the demand for stretching – the ultimate melodrama of the muscles! πͺπ It's like our limbs have a mind of their own, asking for that extra bit of length as if they're auditioning for a role in a yoga class! π #StretchingDrama" -
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