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Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
221 Funny body quotes
Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
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Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷♂️🎈
My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.
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Trying to find the fountain of youth, but all I got was a bowl of kibble! 🐶⏳🤣
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.
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When your spa day turns into a sports injury treatment! 🏃♂️💆♀️🤣
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.
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Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.
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Guess my plans! 😂💡🌴 #WinterBodyGlowUp
I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.
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No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎
I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.
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"BRB, booking my chiropractor appointment. 💡🦴 Ready to glow with the flow! 😂✨"