Commentary:
No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎
213 Funny body quotes
I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.
Commentary:
"BRB, booking my chiropractor appointment. 💡🦴 Ready to glow with the flow! 😂✨"
Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.
Commentary:
"Is it my joints or my morning cereal? 🤔🔍😂 #MysterySounds #SeniorSymphony"
Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”
Commentary:
"When you forget your age but your body sends a reminder! 🤣🦴 #OldSoulYoungBody"
Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.
Commentary:
"When the doc hits you with the 'OMg' moment! 😂✨ #MagnesiumDrama #PunnyProblems"
I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.
Commentary:
"Who needs spa treatments when you can go full throwback! 🎉🍼 #OGGlow"
This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.
Commentary:
"Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"
When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.
Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶"
Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
Commentary:
"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"