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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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